I don’t know how to tell you this but
I haven’t forgotten about the azaleas
We’re all getting a little bit too old
To carry on this way – we keep getting older, see.
Better-looking than normal, I daresay –
I told someone that I barely remembered it but of course
That wasn’t true and it’s easier to see that from here. I think
I’d like to give you a call and pretend to be someone with an investment in
Material wealth because we’re sure that would be beneficial. You’d have to bite your tongue.
We’re developing liver spots on our hands. Our ears keep growing.
Eat your heart out, Amy Adams –
You’re much too generic for the coming attraction,
Which features 8.4 million women sans padded bras.
I like people who like to talk about ducks, naturally. One of the women
Has a few things to say about prohibition but the men are mostly concerned about how
One day they look quite normal-sized and the next they’re old,
And somewhat small –
Do you know what they’re talking about?
Our ears just keep growing, don’t they. Well of course we could
Drop by the hospital if you’re worried about being alone but the staff
Should know what to look for. Thank God there isn’t anything to
See here at Pebble Beach, what with the lights-camera-action atmosphere and
All the women in their bras.
I have a story or two that needs to be written down but I can’t make you
Responsible for that because you’ve got January and February, you know,
To catch a glimpse of the androgynous boy down the street.